IPL pjs.

Yesterday I watched the Delhi daredevils-Knight riders match . Although I was delighted with Shoaib's effort,I was disappointed to find that his Pakistani team mate, Umar Gul did not get an opportunity to play and contribute to the side. Had I been an on-field reporter, I would cracked the following pjs to lighten his mood.
1.Hypothetical situation-Instead of a Sreesanth-Harbhajan controversy, there's been a Umar Gul-Ganguly controversy.After Umar hit Ganguly several times in the dressing room ,what did Dada say?
A: "Aar gul marish na!".
2.Umar Gul is advertising a particular product.What is it?
A: Dabur Gul-abari(It is natural unlike 'Fair and Handsome').
3.What will Umar Gul's autobiography be called?
A: Gul-dastan: A memoir written in "flowery" language.
4.What Is Gul's favourite song?
A: "Meri umar ke nawjawano......."
5. According to Jeff Boycott, how did gul develop his cricketing skills?
A: By playing "guli"(gulley) cricket.
Some other IPL jokes.......
6.Why is it clear that the IPL is a brain child of Lalit Modi?
A: Because it supports a "modi"fied version of the game.
7.These days Ganguly is not growing bolder,he's growing balder.The commentators were thinking of giving a "bald-by-bald" account of the game instead of a ball-by-ball account.They were heard joking that Ganguly listens to "Tak-ila Sunrise"(Tequila Sunrise)every morning.The team mates gave Dada a special name after the special win-"Bald-win".
8.A loyal Bengali supporter of the Royal Challengers (whose motto is-"jeetenge hum shaan se") apparently said, "My team is not playing well because the singer Shaan is not being able to give them much time.But please don't shaan(shun) the team."
9. I know why my friend,Reeti Roy is supporting Vijay Mallya's team. It's not because she's a fan of Dravid.It's because they are the "Roy''al Challengers.The family name must be kept alive.Her second favourie must be the Rajasthan "Roy"als.
10.What did a Bangladeshi tell Chris Gayle when he returned to the West Indies after not having played a single IPL match?
A: "Ei Gay-le(gele) aar ei ele! Cricket to khelle na, shudhu baazigar shombondhe 'baaze' kotha bolle."