IPL has to be the flavour of the season. It's on the news and entertainment channels,in the newspapers,on all the adverstisment boards,in the shops and in............pjs!
I have mixed feelings about the ban on Harbhajan Singh. But like Umar,I think he needs a bit of cheering up.Here are some pjs specially meant for bhajji and more general ones about the IPL.
11. What did Bhajji's mother say after she heard the news of his ban?
A: "Mein har subha, Harbhajan ke mangal ke liye har bhajan gati hoon.Phir bhi iski yeh halat!"
12. How should Bhajji spend his time now?
A: Since he's been ''banned'', it's high time he formed a "band".Then he can proudly say,"Mein ne sabki band baja di!".
13. Which political party should Bhajji join?
A: The Bhajpa
Oh by the way, I've decided to improve the joke I had earlier made about the Royal Challengers.
14.The RC fan said," Shaan-dar absence-e how can my team give a shaandar performance?"
And here's another Umar Gul joke which I had forgotten to include in the previous post.
15.What will Umar Gul's death wish be?
A: That his body been taken and buried in Gul-marg which uncannily sounds like gul-morgue.
And how can I forget David Hussey. The lad's playing well but he could do with a few pjs.
16.When David Hussey was trying to distract the bowler by laughing at his face,what did the umpire do?
A: He warned him and said, "Is bar hasi, to phasi."
17. What name is best suited for Hussey's wife/partner?
A: As ridiculous as it sounds here it is. Haseena Hussey.
Talking of Christian sisters and spouses, I sincerely hope that Dinda does not have one called Linda Dinda.If he does unfortunately have one, the two should make a trip to Bhatinda ,and in this heat ,drink only Mirinda!
Sine there's so much talk about Punjab I must add a non-IPL joke about the second most famous family of Punjab - the Manns.
18. What did one Gurudas Mann say to his brother Babu Singh Mann?
A: "Hey man/mann( whichever you like), hamari paarivar ka mann sumann vajay rakhna."
Oh, and to copy Shahrukh they've given a new name to their house.It's called Mannat and it makes perfect sense since thats what the manns are at.
Okay enough for today.I must keep more for tomorrow.